Thursday, October 29, 2009
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Smells Tell Us
We all have one. But can we make it outdoors in time?!
Spook check-in.
It comes easy for some. 
Love handles were a luxury those days. 
Halloween.
Mothers living their dreams through their children. 
Us teens, run into a wall and we call it love. 
Its honestly the greatest thing in the world. 
Ugly goes double platinum. 
How you delegate surrender. 
The lunchboxes you regret your Mom through away. 
This is how a supermodel is created. 
Girls flirt with gravity. Goddamn. 
If and/or when I teach in Europe I'll be driving one of these. The Vespa, Hi-Oh. Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Monday, September 21, 2009
Old Computer Old News, Bring it back
I love this bitch. During DMS I reflect on this, my favorite picture of her.
Blogging for the kids.
I wish I was taller. And who wants to fuck the stinking marine biologist?
Cocaine is great, however you want to break it. Credit cards and id's are best.
How many bears are in this picture?
Whitey does it best.
The next seconds in this duck's life are going to hurt. I guess no quack attack, Jack.
This is supposed to be me in South Park world. Minus the tattoos, slight beer gut, and shorter shorts. But I'm whiter than this.
Cecil's parents place this summer. Even houses can sink!
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